發生在酒吧 充滿修辭 藝術/意外 的故事 Rhetoric bar story

發生在酒吧充滿修辭藝術/意外  的故事?
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Rhetoric修辭

A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
([誤]不連結孤懸虛懸的分詞)

A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
(被動語態)

An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
(矛盾修辭法)

Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
(詞語誤用/慣用句誤用) 

Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
(誇張)

A question mark walks into a bar?

A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
不根據前題的推理

Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."*
(字體)

A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
明喻

A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
(隱喻)

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
 (兩個獨立句子誤以逗點分開)

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
(不及物動詞)

A synonym strolls into a tavern.
(同義詞)

At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
(引用別人已用得太多次的特定意思的舊說法, 陳腔瀾調)

A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
(不間斷句)

Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
(對稱式交錯)

A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
(修辭手法)

An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
(典故暗喻)
The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
(假設)

A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
 錯置修飾詞

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. *

A dyslexic walks into a bra.
(似讀寫困難那樣顛倒字母)

A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.
( 使用/不使用 在一串排列後, 在「和」字前的逗號 )

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking   to forget.
      動名詞          不定詞

A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
 
irony 反諷
 
* pun (語帶相關)

wordplay 玩字   Homophones 同音異義
Homonyms 一字多義
-- 伕名/找不到原作者或原來出處. 但應該是高手.

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